BlameTracy.com

Who is Tracy McGrady? He embodies all that is wrong with the world. He is misery personified; a symbol of despair. All the pain and suffering in the universe can be traced back to him.

Oh, and he plays a little basketball on the side.

Tracy McGrady is responsible for every sock that has ever escaped the dryer. Every time he blinks, someone's dog gets hit by a car. Remember the Chernobyl disaster? That was Tracy's fault. Hurricane Katrina? That was Tracy. The holocaust? Well, okay, that was mostly Hitler, but we haven't yet ruled out McGrady's involvement.

Guns don't kill people; Tracy McGrady does. When you feel like such a fool, because you let her walk away, and now it just don't feel the same, you gotta blame it on something. But don't blame it on the rain. Blame it on Tracy McGrady.

Don't believe me? Here is his confession:

BlameTracy.com is an outlet for us all to vent our frustrations. It is a sanctuary for those who have been hurt by his presence here on Earth. By mourning collectively, we can let the healing begin. Read testimonials from other victims, or submit your own. Group therapy is available at the messageboard. Keep up to date on all the latest news of Tracy's exploits, or read my blog as I try to cope with the horrors that McGrady subjects me to every day.

It's Tracy McGrady's world. We're just living in it, and it sucks. But once we learn to accept that everything is his fault, it gets a bit easier each day.